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December 2, 2008

22 Reasons to Sponsor my Mustache

Growing strong

Growing strong on Day 22

Good afternoon friends.

I decided to think of 22 reasons why you should sponsor my mustache right now at www.joshmustache.com.

#22 – be like Aliza Wasserman who donated at the Yosemite Sam donation level ($20) the other day and is uber sweet
#21 – your money goes directly to school projects for kids in poverty like this: YOUR $$$ -> SCHOOL PROJECTS FOR KIDS
#20 – there are excited little kids in Colorado who just want to learn how to grow vegetables
#19 – my mustache is about to go on a growing strike if I don’t raise $200 this week
#18 – I did 55 pushups this morning and my stache is reaping the benefits
#17 – Kids in Mississippi need a digital project to show their art projects
#16 – America’s public school systems are in shambles and Obama can’t fix everything immediately
#15 – you really want the complimentary famous mustache video that I will send you after you donate
#14 – you are a major Josh fan and want to see me at the top of the leaderboard of mustache fundraisers this year
#13 – kids are an excellent investment
#12 – with the financial crisis, cash is gonna be worthless soon anyway so you might as well spend it
#11 – you feel guilty for blowing $25 on lottery tickets this week so you might as well make up for it with a Magnum P.I. level sponsorship ($25)
#10 – you don’t have kids but you love them oh so much
#9 – you have kids and you understand what they really need
#8 – you heard me boasting about that sweet Thank You email that I got from the teacher of a project that I donated to last week and you want one too!
#7 – you really want to see “Mustaches for Kids” on your credit card statement
#6 – San Francisco Growers are in third place behind growers from New York and Charlotte and you want to see us trounce them
#5 – you’re pretty sick of Josh’s mustache but you heard that sexy Julian Mocine-McQueen is growing like there’s no tomorrow and you want more of that action
#4 – you’ve got a special affiliation with Vermont, renewable energy, gardens, or cork boards
#3 – Madeleine AND her mom are mustaches sponsors
#2 – Although you know you can’t legally help a six year old boy grow his own mustache, you know you can do the next best thing – support the education of that six year old that will help them to gain the confidence needed to grow his own mustache well before it’s socially acceptable
#1 – I’ve asked you three times nicely..

A huge thanks to all those who have already sponsored this year! Please do me a favor and invite 5 friends to this group.

for the little ones,
Josh

Please sponsor me here – www.joshmustache.com

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